Sunday Night ? Out on your bike in the North West UK ? Try the Tap ! A local pub in Eastham, Wirral. At the end of Ferry Road. Gets very busy after about 8pm, but the antics on the bikes, now getting less i hasten to add, will keep you occupied. Careful of the Police who sometimes sit at the entrance to the golf club (halfway along Ferry Road) videoing potential revenue earners !!!!

People pissing you off in work ? Need to get your own back on some arsehole who has been sending you stupid e-mails ? Well, try one of these home made floppy disk bombs !

You need: A disk, Scissors, White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!) Clear nail polish

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!)

- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.

- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture

- Let it dry

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the arsehole try and fix THAT!!!